I Can’t Write Emails

I’ve decided I’m expert at two things: writing (unintentional) cutesy inappropriately formal emails, and earning an “edited” flag that sits next to my social media posts (embarrassing).

I applaud those with the gift of email pith. The solution may be writing a novel in email form and putting it online in instalments.

From: C. (Chuck) Dickens
To: All
Subject: We’re in for it now

It was the best of times – but not so much.